WHY CAN'T CHINESE PEOPLE DRIVE?

The only thing the Angry White Dude hates to see in front of him than the old man wearing the hat is a Chinese driver. Of course, the old man in the hat is driving 25 in a 45 with a line of cars stretching out several counties behind but at least he can stay in his lane. I don't get it why Chinese people find it so difficult to do a basic skill performed by millions worldwide each day. It's not hard....steer, accelerate and brake....oh yeah, don't run into anything or run over anything, Wang! Maybe there's a reason why they all have bicycles over in China....you can't kill as many people on a bike.

I realize that there are tons of people who have difficulty driving....soccer moms in yapping on the phone putting on makeup while listening to Kenny G, anyone driving a mini-van (what happens to people's minds when they sit in a mini-van?), 40 Mexicans in a van on their way to a construction site, Volvo drivers and everybody who lives in Wisconsin or South Carolina. But none perform as badly behind the wheel as Chinese. You may have heard the joke the best way to blind a Chinese person is put a windshield in front of their faces....it's true!

The AWD would like to know is it something physiological with Chinese or are they just all out trying to ruin my day that makes them such bad drivers? What did I ever do to them? I shop at Wal-Mart for heaven's sake! I demand answers!

Angry White Dude

HOUSTON TEACHER UNION CHIEF IS A STUPID IDIOT!

Today, Houston teacher union president Gayle Fallon made the rounds on the morning talk shows running her big, fat mouth against the Harrold, Texas school district's decision to allow willing and trained teachers to carry concealed weapons to protect students. This woman has definitely tested positive for stupid. On the Early Show with half a sissy Harry Smith she was asked "if your child's school were invaded by Columbine-style killers, methodically murdering students in cold blood, would you want teachers to shoot to stop them?" This poster child for home schooling actually said "no." She went on to say that "teachers don't have it in them" to shoot a student, even if the killers were shooting innocent students. The AWD believes that it should be a litmus test for anyone wanting to be a teacher that they be willing to defend innocent students. If the cowards are not willing to protect innocent lives, they should be a demonrat politician!

This woman is a disgrace and should immediately be removed from any association with teaching. It is corrupt unions like the one she heads in Houston that have made many of our school districts politically correct jokes! Houston should be ashamed and parents should be outraged!

Here is a clip from the Fox Morning show. Notice how they keep running video loops of gun shows and machine guns. Morons!

JACK IN THE BOX RESTAURANT - KING SIZE WHITE MALE BASHING!

Who drinks a fruit smoothie anyway? I won't even say the word it sounds so gay. In fact, even typing fruit smoothie is a little wierd. (note: from now on, fruit smoothies will be known as FS's). I bet they sell truckloads of FS's in San Francisco, New York and Chapel Hill, NC....all epicenters of "sensitive guys" who may enjoy that type of cool, creamy refreshment.

The Angry White Dude likes Jack In The Box fast food. For one thing, they serve breakfast 24/7 and there ain't nothing wrong with that. Counter that with McDonalds....show up at 10:31 in the morning and forget your McMuffin! I think McDonalds ought to give away all the McMuffins free at 10:31 since they're not going to sell them. Of course, I am only a humble angry white dude without a MBA in marketing. If I had a MBA in marketing, I'd probably be pushing strawberry/mango FS's in San Francisco to some hairdresser in leather named Lance...so it's probably better that I just write about all things white male (except gay stuff)!

Back to this commercial. You've seen it...the overweight white guy coming in from jogging and sticking his sweaty butt and unit in some guy's face while ordering a FS. First of all, fat white guys don't jog and most won't order a FS (unless gay and in SF, NYC and Chapel Hill where a butt or unit in the face is welcome). I'll leave it up to you readers to tell me if I'm being a little over reactive here. But I don't think so.

Here's the vid:

DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION TO BE RUN BY SISTAH WHO WANTS SLAVERY REPARATIONS

The DemonRatic party continues to shoot it's stupid self in the foot every opportunity it gets. It runs a socialist with a Muslim name with no credentials and who cannot formulate a sentence without a teleprompter for President. House leader Nancy "Stretch" Pelosi won't allow a up or down vote on offshore drilling when Americans are screaming for gas price relief and to quit enriching our enemies with overpriced oil dollars. Treasonous douchebag Senate Leader (how it pains me to say that) Harry Reid stated that the Iraq War was lost just before "the Surge." All Dims were against sending more troops to Iraq...and that was the very thing that has won the war and peace for Iraq. The professional scumbag John Edwards finally cannot lie further about his adulterous affair and also shows his wife to be a piece of Schumer as well. Last week, wild-eyed Howard Dean states in a speech that the Republican party is a "white party." Yes, either the DemonRats have cornered the market on stupid or they are batsh*t crazy!

As if they cannot do anything more stupid, they have appointed a female Reverend "GD AmeriKKKa" Wright to run the DemonRat National Convention. Pentecostal Sistah Leah Daughtry...who heads a congregation of...get this...20 people in Washington, DC is in charge of the entire convention. She is of the same ilk (no, liberals...an ilk is not a big deer) as Rev. Wright and is a follower of Black Liberation Theology which states that all whites are evil and owe all blacks reparations for slavery. Moonbat Democrat leader Howard Dean cited her "strong guidance, skilled leadership and counsel." You won't be able to swing a dead cat by the tail without hitting some Maya Angelou spouting, dashiki wearing Revrum shouting "death to whitey" in Denver. Plus a whole herd of angry flannel wearing lesbians. Plus unemployed, unwashed college dropouts protesting anything of moral value. In other words...the usual DemonRat crowd.

The Angry White Dude is convinced more than ever that the DemonRatic party is anti-American, traitorous, socialistic, and evil. They must be stopped. However, anyone with basic intelligence will be able to see just how wacko these idiots are and vote accordingly. AWD predicts that Obama and the Dims are going down hard this election. AWD is NOT a McPain fan but will vote for him because the USA cannot allow the liberal scum Dims to win the presidency.

BLACK ROLE MODEL RAPPER DMX ARRESTED - AGAIN AND AGAIN!!

This week rapper (i.e. felon) and black youth role model DMX was arrested in Miami on an outstanding warrant from great American Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County, Arizona. He has been arrested numerous times recently for animal cruelty (some of the brothers apparently really like watching dogs kill each other), drug possession (go figure) and for skipping out on a $7,500 hospital bill where he gave the false name of LaShontay Muhammad....no, I made that up...he used the false name of Troy Jones.

Keep in mind that Mr. DMX has made millions and millions selling rap crap and even making movies...which proves once again that it takes no skill to be an actor. Now he is using a public defender for his legal defense. It appears that Mr. DMX, gifted orator of the rap genre, has pissed away his fortune. Now why is the AWD not surprised? He was the rapper du jour a few years ago. However, a rappers career life is shorter than a pizza's life in the Rosie McDonald household. Why is this lifestyle so adored by young blacks? Do they not see by now that bling and ho's are not a solid career path? Last night in the presidential debate at that big phony preacher Rick Warren's church in California, Obama said that he would not have nominated and does not support Supreme Court judge Clarence Thomas. Obama said, "Justice Clarence Thomas was not a strong enough jurist or legal thinker" to have been nominated to the Supreme Court." Well, I disagree but Thomas was primarily selected because the court had lost its only black member and needed another to keep the race whiners satisfied. Thomas has proven to be a very solid jurist and a great American success story. Judge Thomas' life story is one that young blacks should emulate rather than rappers (felons) or professional athletes (felons and soon-to-be felons).

Back to DMX, American hero Sheriff Arpaio said: He's back in jail again. I don't know why judges keep letting this guy out. Every time he goes in there, he gets out on bond. I'm hoping this is the one time he's going to pay the penalty for his offense." If DMX remains jailed, the sheriff said he would be isolated from the rest of the inmates for his own safety. "They may not like his music," he said. Touche!

The Angry White Dude and angry white males do not like the music or his actions. Put DMX NDJail!!

WHERE ARE THE YELLOW HORDES AT THE COMMIE OLYMPICS?

Something has been bothering the Angry White Dude with the Beijing Olympics. Yeah, the opening ceremony was faked for television and yes, they had a fake little cute Chinese kid lip-synching a song while a little ugly Chinese kid sang backstage. Yes, I know that the if Chinese girls gymnastic team were any younger, they would be sperm. And all of their athletes are little yellow robots who have been programmed by the government and cannot show emotion.

But what really is unexplainable is the fact that the seats are empty! Doesn't China have over a billion people? The Chinese commie government has been bragging that the whole Olympics has been sold out for months and yet we see section after section of empty seats. Why you may ask? The AWD believes that the lying, scumbag Commie government doesn't want westerners massing to cheer on their teams. This whole Olympics has a wierd...almost choreographed feel. The expected cheating, empty seats...it's like the event is taking place in a vacuum. From reading news articles from reporters in Beijing, the AWD found that the Chinese have packed up anybody who may be a threat to express a non-government approved opinion. I read that the government agreed to allow political protests in order to be awarded the Olympics. But they placed the location for protests in a park several miles from the Olympics and didn't approve any applications to protest. Now who didn't see that coming? The International Olympic Committee, that's who.

Remember this, you cannot trust the Chinese any more than you can the Russians. They want nothing less than world domination. We are heading for a showdown with them and when it happens it will be a lot more important then little girls swinging on bars.

The Angry White Dude abides!

TEXAS SCHOOL DISTRICT GETS A+ FOR ALLOWING CONCEALED GUNS!

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The independent school district of Harrold, Texas has given the Angry White Dude even more reasons to love the State of Texas! Not only does Texas execute murderous felons faster than fat liberal dirtbag Michael Moore can go through a bucket of KFC, now the first school district in the state is allowing school employees to carry firearms to school! The AWD has always felt that schools are a particularly vulnerable setting for maniacs to attack. We have seen deranged students killing innocent victims who don't have a chance to protect themselves. AWD has long feared that when the terrorists attack the US again, they will take over schools and execute our innocent children while we helplessly watch. God help them if they do!

Harrold school employees who have a Texas concealed carry license, receive proper school mandated training in crisis management and carry bullets with a lesser chance to ricochet will be allowed to carry. In short, they will be prepared to protect students in the event they need to. This will no doubt drive the girlymen liberals crazy. Good! Most school districts are led by a gaggle of politically correct, liberal scumbags. Most school superintendents are dishonest pseudo-politicians who are too lazy to get a vote like normal dishonest politicians. My children have been instructed by their school administration that in the event of someone shooting up the school that all the students are to group together in a corner of the classroom. Good thinking!! Now the shooter can kill more kids with less bullets. I have since instructed my kids that at the first sound of a gunshot, they are to break out a window (if on the first floor, obviously), jump out and run as fast as they can go. Without hesitation.

I am glad that at least some school administrators live in the real world and think like normal people. I hope that this trend spreads throughout the US. The AWD encourages all honest, capable people to get concealed carry permits. Like a Korean saying goes, "the law is far, the fist is near." Just change "fist" for "Glock" in the AWD's case!