The only thing the Angry White Dude hates to see in front of him than the old man wearing the hat is a Chinese driver. Of course, the old man in the hat is driving 25 in a 45 with a line of cars stretching out several counties behind but at least he can stay in his lane. I don't get it why Chinese people find it so difficult to do a basic skill performed by millions worldwide each day. It's not hard....steer, accelerate and brake....oh yeah, don't run into anything or run over anything, Wang! Maybe there's a reason why they all have bicycles over in China....you can't kill as many people on a bike.
I realize that there are tons of people who have difficulty driving....soccer moms in yapping on the phone putting on makeup while listening to Kenny G, anyone driving a mini-van (what happens to people's minds when they sit in a mini-van?), 40 Mexicans in a van on their way to a construction site, Volvo drivers and everybody who lives in Wisconsin or South Carolina. But none perform as badly behind the wheel as Chinese. You may have heard the joke the best way to blind a Chinese person is put a windshield in front of their faces....it's true!
The AWD would like to know is it something physiological with Chinese or are they just all out trying to ruin my day that makes them such bad drivers? What did I ever do to them? I shop at Wal-Mart for heaven's sake! I demand answers!
Angry White Dude
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