Monday, August 25, 2008

DA BRAT BE IN DA JAIL WITH HER HOMIES!

[caption id="attachment_171" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="Dere go Da Brat!"]Dere go Da Brat![/caption]

Rapper (scientific name: raperious felonious negroidus) Da Brat be in da jail! The real name of this phenominal talent is Shawntae (why am I not surprised?) Harris. She was sentenced to 3 years in da big house and given 7 years probation along with 200 hours of community service and completion of substance abuse treatment, mental evaluation and anger management classes. Fo shizzle! Da judge just be tryin' to hold down a sistah!

This be the second time she whacked a homie in da head. Da Brat only got probation from dat racialist judge dat time. Dis time, she smacked a Atlanta Falcons cheerleader who was working as a hostess at a club in Atlanta and da fool went and pressed charges. Day-uhm! Da Brat only keepin' it real, fo sho!

Da Brat is a 34 year old mother who needs to stop acting like a fool and set an example for her shorty (child for you white readers). Da Angry White Dude done figured out why dey gots a new rapper every week....da prisons be fillin' up with da old rappers! So keep wearin' yo pants below yo asses, keep puttin' grillz on yo teefs, keep wearing loads of fake bling my young homies. At least you be keepin' it real!

Here be da article:

http://news.bostonherald.com/track/star_tracks/view.bg?articleid=1114926&format=comments#CommentsArea

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