BILLY MAYS - QUIT YELLING AT ME!

The Angry White Dude doesn't watch much television. However, it seems that every time I turn the thing on these days, some a**clown named Billy Mays is yelling at me! I only have two words for Billy Mays....shut the f*** up! I don't know where this guy came from or why any company believes that some bearded guy yelling at me will cause me to buy cleaner or magic putty. I would buy some magic putty if I could clamp it down between Billy's teeth.

There are lots of commercials that annoy me...but any with Billy Mays cause me to change the channel. Another one I really hate is the Hughes DirecNet commercial with the redhead woman of a million expressions. She's like a train wreck....awful, but you can't look away! Maybe there is some justice and Billy Mays and Expression Woman are married and mutually annoy the hell out of each other.

Here are the vids:



And Expression Woman (I live to watch her say "how cool is that?"):

DEMOCRATS - A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE USA

As we draw near to having to choose between a bad or worse candidate for President, the Angry White Dude wanted to share his thoughts on Democrats. I hate them. I loathe everything that they stand for...which is little outside of socialism and standing against everything that made the USA the only superpower and envy of the world.

I suppose it's not surprising that the Democrats have moved so far to the left over the past 15 or so years. They are currently headed by tortured, drugged out hippies from the 60's who cannot die off fast enough for me. They bring relics of their socialistic and "free love" ideology where..in their twisted world...there are no moral absolutes, only shades of gray for every issue. The only absolute they possess is their loathing for the success of the United States. Liberals run on emotion. They possess little logic or reason but prefer to dream about Voltaire's "best of all possible worlds" where there are no evil rich people or corporations, solar and alternative power keeps Mother Earth smiling, everyone is healthy from free healthcare and all the peoples of the globe will all love each other. Isn't that nice? Absolutely insane, but nice. Like their ridiculous bumper sticker says, "Visualize World Peace." You better visualize it because it ain't ever going to happen.

But the United States is not the problem of the world. We are the shining light to the world. We have freed billions of people from tyranny and evil. We have defeated evil leaders in two World Wars only to rebuild the very countries we destroyed to compete against us. We have sacrificed thousands of our best lives and billions of dollars for Iraqis. Didn't the left cry "no blood for oil?" Where the hell is the oil? Probably going to China!

I am linking a MUST READ article. It is titled "Democrats Are Traitors to America’s Founding Principles of Freedom and Liberty." It is time for right thinking Americans to start speaking in unequivocal terms that we know who the Democrats are and we will not allow them to further destroy the country. Although John McCain is a Democrat at heart, at least he won't sell us out to Russia or the Chinese like Obama.

Please read this article and let me know what you think:

http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/4719

GEORGE WASHINGTON AND RONALD REAGAN ARE CRYING

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Today is one of the saddest days in our nation's history. Today, a unqualified socialist will be named as the candidate for the Democrat party. Not only a socialist, he is buddies with communists and unrepentant terrorists. A former drug user and dealer. He has shady financial deals with convicted felons. Not only that, he attended the church of a racist Black Liberation Theology following preacher in Chicago who damns America and white people for 20 years. A man who wouldn't wear the US flag on his lapel. A man who wants to disable our nuclear deterrent. A man who is the most liberal member of the Senate with only 146 days of experience. He is by far the most unqualified person to be considered for President in the history of the country. He has proposed nothing in his constant message of "change" except raising taxes and putting more air in tires to solve the energy crisis.

I am sad that so many of my fellow Americans are so ridiculously stupid to vote for this clown. The DemonRat party is now openly anti-American. It blames every problem in the world on the USA. DemonRat politicians travel the world to meet with our enemies. In my opinion, the DemonRat party is a clear and present danger to the United States.

Why is Obama the candidate? One word: black. There were other stupid, liberal candidates such as Clintoon, Christopher Dodd, Dennis Kucinich (when he wasn't in outer space), etc. that ran in the Democrat primary. Each has light years experience over Obama. But because of stupid white people guilt and the overwhelming support of blacks, Obama won the nomination. Why any white person would feel guilt for blacks is beyond me. We have been paying for slavery for 40+ years in welfare, affirmative action, set asides, quotas, forced school busing, etc.

The AWD is not a John McCain fan. AWD is conservative politically and McCain is anything but. In fact, he is a Democrat of 15 years ago before the DemonRats became commies. But I will vote for McCain to keep Obama from winning the Presidency, which would be disastrous. The unwashed left makes its decisions on emotion. That's how Obama has been allowed to get away with broad themes of "hope and change" without any specifics. The Old Media is complicit in this scam. Conservatives runs on reason and logic. We don't need a "magic negro" to lead us. Just an American statesman that loves his country. Somewhere George Washington and Ronald Reagan are crying.

Angry White Dude

AMERICAN WOMEN - WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Today, the Angry White Dude ran across an article on cnn.com from the Oprah Magazine. No, the AWD doesn't watch CNN and would rather undergo a colonoscopy than have anything to do with Oprah. The article was written by Ellen Tien, who writes for Oprah magazine. You know, Oprah magazine...the one with Oprah's big basketball head on the cover each month. No, AWD doesn't read Oprah mag either...I just see it in the grocery store check out. The article is titled "She's happily married, dreaming of divorce." The author explains her husband Will, "Nor is Will the Very Bad Man that I've made him out to be. Rather, like every other male I know, he is merely a Moderately Bad Man, the kind of man who will leave his longboat-sized shoes directly in the flow of our home's traffic so that one day I'll trip over them, break my neck, and die, after which he'll walk home from the morgue, grief-stricken, take off his shoes with a heavy heart, and leave them in the center of the room until they kill the housekeeper. Everyman." She goes on to describe other "middle-wife" crisis sufferers, "We are also tickets with jobs and disposable income. If we jump ship now, we're still attractive prospects who may have another shot at happiness. There's just that tricky wicket of determining whether eternal comfort resides in the tried-and-true or whether the untried will be truer."

Hey American women, want to know why fewer and fewer men are marrying? Read this article! Many (most?) American women are spoiled rotten and want everything now. American women have been taught that their happiness will come from that BMW, or rug, or $500 purse or McMansion. These things make them happy...for a few minutes. Then off to the next purchase. They have become rotten people who cannot be pleased and they make everyone else miserable in the process. They control every aspect of their husband's life. Nothing makes them happy. The AWD has had experience with the modern American wife....it ended very badly for the AWD. During a counseling session with the lovely little ex-wifey, the counselor told her that from what he had learned from the ex is that AWD did 95% of what she wanted and could improve on the other 5%....but little ex-wifey could only bitch 100% of the time about the 5%. How common is that? Wonder why the AWD is the AWD?

After divorce from an American women, many American men never want to marry again, and why should they? The wife gets the kids, the house, child support and anything else she wants. AWD knows there are some bad guys out there....but most white men are good dad's and good husbands who work their guts out to provide for their family. It's a shame that they receive little or no credit for their work. Many US men are looking overseas and finding good results where women are much more like our mothers and less like our bosses.

I strongly encourage everyone to read this article. You'll hate this miserable woman as much as the AWD. I hope her husband reads it and tells her to walk east until her hat floats! I know there are good women out there....it's just that they are few in number these days.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/08/26/o.divorce.dreams/index.html

HEY SHANTIQUA, WHAT'S WITH THE BLACK NAMES?

Salon (liberal trash) magazine has published an article defending the strange names that many blacks thrust upon their children. Writer David Zax says, "White ridicule kept pace with these names and even preceded them: A racist tradition dating to at least the early part of the 20th century has accused black people of having foolish names." Really? Foolish names you say? Hmmm.....here is a list of some of our 2008 Olympic athletes: Tayshaun, Deron, Rau'shee, Raynell, Deontay, Taraje, Jozy, Kerron, Hyleas, Chaunte, Bershawn, Lashawn, Sanya, Trevell, Sheena, Ogonna, Dremiel.

Yeah, Dremiel, he be my cousin! How could any white person be soooo racist to think that any of those names were strange? How do these names affect black people trying to get a job? Outside of Director of Diversity (what BS), the Angry White Dude doesn't see too much hope of strangely named blacks moving up the corporate ladder. Hello, please meet our Senior Vice President of Marketing, LaCronchtae Jackson. Just doesn't work for me. Of course, I won't be voting for a guy named Barack either.

I know that this is entirely racist, but what is the wierdest black name you've ever known or heard? The AWD went to elementary school with Lavoris Lipscomb. That's pretty good. Let's hear it Angry White Folks.

Angrayus Whitalius Duderino

DA BRAT BE IN DA JAIL WITH HER HOMIES!

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Rapper (scientific name: raperious felonious negroidus) Da Brat be in da jail! The real name of this phenominal talent is Shawntae (why am I not surprised?) Harris. She was sentenced to 3 years in da big house and given 7 years probation along with 200 hours of community service and completion of substance abuse treatment, mental evaluation and anger management classes. Fo shizzle! Da judge just be tryin' to hold down a sistah!

This be the second time she whacked a homie in da head. Da Brat only got probation from dat racialist judge dat time. Dis time, she smacked a Atlanta Falcons cheerleader who was working as a hostess at a club in Atlanta and da fool went and pressed charges. Day-uhm! Da Brat only keepin' it real, fo sho!

Da Brat is a 34 year old mother who needs to stop acting like a fool and set an example for her shorty (child for you white readers). Da Angry White Dude done figured out why dey gots a new rapper every week....da prisons be fillin' up with da old rappers! So keep wearin' yo pants below yo asses, keep puttin' grillz on yo teefs, keep wearing loads of fake bling my young homies. At least you be keepin' it real!

Here be da article:

http://news.bostonherald.com/track/star_tracks/view.bg?articleid=1114926&format=comments#CommentsArea

THE NEXT TWO MORONS OF THE US - OBAMA AND BIDEN

Just when you think it's safe to go near the television, Balack Osama has lost his teleprompter again. Today, while announcing Joe "Chia Hair" Biden as his Vice Presidential nominee choice, he introduced Biden as the "next President of the United States." Well, Biden would be about as bad a choice as the "golden negro" but he probably could formulate a sentence without a teleprompter and a hundred or so "ummm's." As much as I cannot stand liberals, old wrinkled hag Geraldine Ferraro was right when she said that Obama wouldn't be the choice if he wasn't black. That's the only thing he's got going for him with the unwashed left. Of course, with the dismal history of black leaders in the US....look at any black run city....you'd think the socialist hippies of the left would be a little embarrassed to be represented by such a political lightweight. Of course, nobody has ever accused the left of being intelligent.

For his part, ol' Chia Hair Biden also bungled his opening today calling Obama Barack America which sounds like some kind of bad guy professional wrestler! I would be tempted to say that the two of them had been smoking the diggity dang before coming out on stage. With the campaign just heating up and Obama starting to fade as more and more people with two brain molecules or more...this excludes liberals....realize that Obama is a creation of the Old Media, it should be fun to watch the debates and listen to the sound bytes coming out of this leftoid retarded duo. Biden is a plagiarizing gasbag and Obama is an idiot. Let the games begin!