HEY SHANTIQUA, WHAT'S WITH THE BLACK NAMES?

Salon (liberal trash) magazine has published an article defending the strange names that many blacks thrust upon their children. Writer David Zax says, "White ridicule kept pace with these names and even preceded them: A racist tradition dating to at least the early part of the 20th century has accused black people of having foolish names." Really? Foolish names you say? Hmmm.....here is a list of some of our 2008 Olympic athletes: Tayshaun, Deron, Rau'shee, Raynell, Deontay, Taraje, Jozy, Kerron, Hyleas, Chaunte, Bershawn, Lashawn, Sanya, Trevell, Sheena, Ogonna, Dremiel.

Yeah, Dremiel, he be my cousin! How could any white person be soooo racist to think that any of those names were strange? How do these names affect black people trying to get a job? Outside of Director of Diversity (what BS), the Angry White Dude doesn't see too much hope of strangely named blacks moving up the corporate ladder. Hello, please meet our Senior Vice President of Marketing, LaCronchtae Jackson. Just doesn't work for me. Of course, I won't be voting for a guy named Barack either.

I know that this is entirely racist, but what is the wierdest black name you've ever known or heard? The AWD went to elementary school with Lavoris Lipscomb. That's pretty good. Let's hear it Angry White Folks.

Angrayus Whitalius Duderino

DA BRAT BE IN DA JAIL WITH HER HOMIES!

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Rapper (scientific name: raperious felonious negroidus) Da Brat be in da jail! The real name of this phenominal talent is Shawntae (why am I not surprised?) Harris. She was sentenced to 3 years in da big house and given 7 years probation along with 200 hours of community service and completion of substance abuse treatment, mental evaluation and anger management classes. Fo shizzle! Da judge just be tryin' to hold down a sistah!

This be the second time she whacked a homie in da head. Da Brat only got probation from dat racialist judge dat time. Dis time, she smacked a Atlanta Falcons cheerleader who was working as a hostess at a club in Atlanta and da fool went and pressed charges. Day-uhm! Da Brat only keepin' it real, fo sho!

Da Brat is a 34 year old mother who needs to stop acting like a fool and set an example for her shorty (child for you white readers). Da Angry White Dude done figured out why dey gots a new rapper every week....da prisons be fillin' up with da old rappers! So keep wearin' yo pants below yo asses, keep puttin' grillz on yo teefs, keep wearing loads of fake bling my young homies. At least you be keepin' it real!

Here be da article:

http://news.bostonherald.com/track/star_tracks/view.bg?articleid=1114926&format=comments#CommentsArea

THE NEXT TWO MORONS OF THE US - OBAMA AND BIDEN

Just when you think it's safe to go near the television, Balack Osama has lost his teleprompter again. Today, while announcing Joe "Chia Hair" Biden as his Vice Presidential nominee choice, he introduced Biden as the "next President of the United States." Well, Biden would be about as bad a choice as the "golden negro" but he probably could formulate a sentence without a teleprompter and a hundred or so "ummm's." As much as I cannot stand liberals, old wrinkled hag Geraldine Ferraro was right when she said that Obama wouldn't be the choice if he wasn't black. That's the only thing he's got going for him with the unwashed left. Of course, with the dismal history of black leaders in the US....look at any black run city....you'd think the socialist hippies of the left would be a little embarrassed to be represented by such a political lightweight. Of course, nobody has ever accused the left of being intelligent.

For his part, ol' Chia Hair Biden also bungled his opening today calling Obama Barack America which sounds like some kind of bad guy professional wrestler! I would be tempted to say that the two of them had been smoking the diggity dang before coming out on stage. With the campaign just heating up and Obama starting to fade as more and more people with two brain molecules or more...this excludes liberals....realize that Obama is a creation of the Old Media, it should be fun to watch the debates and listen to the sound bytes coming out of this leftoid retarded duo. Biden is a plagiarizing gasbag and Obama is an idiot. Let the games begin!

WHY CAN'T CHINESE PEOPLE DRIVE?

The only thing the Angry White Dude hates to see in front of him than the old man wearing the hat is a Chinese driver. Of course, the old man in the hat is driving 25 in a 45 with a line of cars stretching out several counties behind but at least he can stay in his lane. I don't get it why Chinese people find it so difficult to do a basic skill performed by millions worldwide each day. It's not hard....steer, accelerate and brake....oh yeah, don't run into anything or run over anything, Wang! Maybe there's a reason why they all have bicycles over in China....you can't kill as many people on a bike.

I realize that there are tons of people who have difficulty driving....soccer moms in yapping on the phone putting on makeup while listening to Kenny G, anyone driving a mini-van (what happens to people's minds when they sit in a mini-van?), 40 Mexicans in a van on their way to a construction site, Volvo drivers and everybody who lives in Wisconsin or South Carolina. But none perform as badly behind the wheel as Chinese. You may have heard the joke the best way to blind a Chinese person is put a windshield in front of their faces....it's true!

The AWD would like to know is it something physiological with Chinese or are they just all out trying to ruin my day that makes them such bad drivers? What did I ever do to them? I shop at Wal-Mart for heaven's sake! I demand answers!

Angry White Dude

HOUSTON TEACHER UNION CHIEF IS A STUPID IDIOT!

Today, Houston teacher union president Gayle Fallon made the rounds on the morning talk shows running her big, fat mouth against the Harrold, Texas school district's decision to allow willing and trained teachers to carry concealed weapons to protect students. This woman has definitely tested positive for stupid. On the Early Show with half a sissy Harry Smith she was asked "if your child's school were invaded by Columbine-style killers, methodically murdering students in cold blood, would you want teachers to shoot to stop them?" This poster child for home schooling actually said "no." She went on to say that "teachers don't have it in them" to shoot a student, even if the killers were shooting innocent students. The AWD believes that it should be a litmus test for anyone wanting to be a teacher that they be willing to defend innocent students. If the cowards are not willing to protect innocent lives, they should be a demonrat politician!

This woman is a disgrace and should immediately be removed from any association with teaching. It is corrupt unions like the one she heads in Houston that have made many of our school districts politically correct jokes! Houston should be ashamed and parents should be outraged!

Here is a clip from the Fox Morning show. Notice how they keep running video loops of gun shows and machine guns. Morons!

JACK IN THE BOX RESTAURANT - KING SIZE WHITE MALE BASHING!

Who drinks a fruit smoothie anyway? I won't even say the word it sounds so gay. In fact, even typing fruit smoothie is a little wierd. (note: from now on, fruit smoothies will be known as FS's). I bet they sell truckloads of FS's in San Francisco, New York and Chapel Hill, NC....all epicenters of "sensitive guys" who may enjoy that type of cool, creamy refreshment.

The Angry White Dude likes Jack In The Box fast food. For one thing, they serve breakfast 24/7 and there ain't nothing wrong with that. Counter that with McDonalds....show up at 10:31 in the morning and forget your McMuffin! I think McDonalds ought to give away all the McMuffins free at 10:31 since they're not going to sell them. Of course, I am only a humble angry white dude without a MBA in marketing. If I had a MBA in marketing, I'd probably be pushing strawberry/mango FS's in San Francisco to some hairdresser in leather named Lance...so it's probably better that I just write about all things white male (except gay stuff)!

Back to this commercial. You've seen it...the overweight white guy coming in from jogging and sticking his sweaty butt and unit in some guy's face while ordering a FS. First of all, fat white guys don't jog and most won't order a FS (unless gay and in SF, NYC and Chapel Hill where a butt or unit in the face is welcome). I'll leave it up to you readers to tell me if I'm being a little over reactive here. But I don't think so.

Here's the vid:

DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION TO BE RUN BY SISTAH WHO WANTS SLAVERY REPARATIONS

The DemonRatic party continues to shoot it's stupid self in the foot every opportunity it gets. It runs a socialist with a Muslim name with no credentials and who cannot formulate a sentence without a teleprompter for President. House leader Nancy "Stretch" Pelosi won't allow a up or down vote on offshore drilling when Americans are screaming for gas price relief and to quit enriching our enemies with overpriced oil dollars. Treasonous douchebag Senate Leader (how it pains me to say that) Harry Reid stated that the Iraq War was lost just before "the Surge." All Dims were against sending more troops to Iraq...and that was the very thing that has won the war and peace for Iraq. The professional scumbag John Edwards finally cannot lie further about his adulterous affair and also shows his wife to be a piece of Schumer as well. Last week, wild-eyed Howard Dean states in a speech that the Republican party is a "white party." Yes, either the DemonRats have cornered the market on stupid or they are batsh*t crazy!

As if they cannot do anything more stupid, they have appointed a female Reverend "GD AmeriKKKa" Wright to run the DemonRat National Convention. Pentecostal Sistah Leah Daughtry...who heads a congregation of...get this...20 people in Washington, DC is in charge of the entire convention. She is of the same ilk (no, liberals...an ilk is not a big deer) as Rev. Wright and is a follower of Black Liberation Theology which states that all whites are evil and owe all blacks reparations for slavery. Moonbat Democrat leader Howard Dean cited her "strong guidance, skilled leadership and counsel." You won't be able to swing a dead cat by the tail without hitting some Maya Angelou spouting, dashiki wearing Revrum shouting "death to whitey" in Denver. Plus a whole herd of angry flannel wearing lesbians. Plus unemployed, unwashed college dropouts protesting anything of moral value. In other words...the usual DemonRat crowd.

The Angry White Dude is convinced more than ever that the DemonRatic party is anti-American, traitorous, socialistic, and evil. They must be stopped. However, anyone with basic intelligence will be able to see just how wacko these idiots are and vote accordingly. AWD predicts that Obama and the Dims are going down hard this election. AWD is NOT a McPain fan but will vote for him because the USA cannot allow the liberal scum Dims to win the presidency.